Facet dowiedzial sie jak sie "TO" robi po francuzku i strasznie
sie napalil.
Przychodzi do domu zdaje relacje zonie i pyta (blagalnym tonem):
- to co, kochanie, zrobisz ni tak?
Ona (z obojetnoscia):
-co mam nie zrobic, nie ma sprawy.
Przyszedl wieczor oboje szykuja sie do lozka, zona poszla sie
umyc, przyszla, polozyla sie, no to facet tez do lazienki,
pucuje sie dokladnie (kultura pelna).
Wraca do lozka,a zona...spi.
Koles zrozpaczony szturcha ja i pyta (jeszcze bardziej blagalnym
tonem):
-to jak? mialas mi zrobic...?
Zona (ziewajac):
-kochanie, zrob to do szklanki, a ja rano wypije..........

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Wygrzebane kiedys, dawno temu na alt.folklore.computers

| >From the csh (c shell):
|
| % make love
| Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
|
| % got a light?
| No match.
|
| % sleep with me
| bad character
|
| % man: Why did you get a divorce?
| man:: Too many arguments.
|
| % rm God
| rm: God nonexistent
|
| % make 'heads or tails of all this'
| Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
|
| % make sense
| Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.
|
| % make mistake
| Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.
|
| % make bottle.open
| Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
|
| % \(-
| (-: Command not found.
|
| % rm -i God
| rm: remove God? y
| % ls God
| God not found
| % make light
| Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.
|
| % date me
| You are not superuser: date not set
| Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988
|
| % man rear
| No manual entry for rear.
|
| % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
| Too many )'s.
|
| % * How would you describe George Bush
| *: Ambiguous.
|
| % %Vice-President
| %Vice-President: No such job.
|
| % ls Meese-Ethics
| Meese-Ethics not found
|
| % "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
| Unmatched ".
|
| % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
| Missing ].
|
| % ^How did the^sex change operation go?
| Modifier failed.
|
| % cp /dev/null sex;chmod 000 sex
| % more sex
| sex: Permission denied
| % mv sex show
| % strip show
| strip: show: Permission denied
|
| % who is my match?
| No match.
|
| % set i="Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
| Democratic_Platform unreadable
|
| % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
| awk: syntax error near line 1
| awk: bailing out near line
|
| % %blow
| %blow: No such job.
|
| % 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
| thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.
|
| And from the bourne shell (sh):
|
| $ drink < bottle;opener
| bottle: cannot open
| opener: not found
|
| $ test my argument
| test: too many arguments
|
| $ "Amelia Earhart"
| Amelia Earhart: not found
|
| $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
| no sense in pretending!
|
| $ man -kisses dog
| dog: nothing appropriate
|
| $ mkdir "Yellow Pages";fiYellow Pages
| $ mkdir matter;cat > matter
| matter: cannot create
|
| $ lost
| lost: not found
|
| $ found
| found: not found
|
| $ i=Hoffa ;>$i ;$i ;rm $i ;rm $i
| Hoffa: cannot execute
| rm: Hoffa nonexistent
|
| The following are ones that I can't get to work on my BSD 4.3, so I suppose
| that they are stuff from ATT SysV or some other such:
|
| % strip bra
| bra: Cannot open
|
| % sccs what bottle
| can't open bottle (26)
|
| $ cat "door: paws too slippery"
| can't open door: paws too slippery
|
| $ cat food_in_tin_cans
| cat: can't open food_in_tin_cans

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Dlaczego informatycy myla Halloween z Bozym Narodzeniem?
-Poniewaz 31 Oct == 25 Dec.

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>Mam pytanie i jednoczesnie prosbe.
>Jak zrobic aby zostac operatorem kanaly na mIRC`u???

Odpowiedz znajdziesz czytajac uwaznie:
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> Mam pytanie i jednoczesnie prosbe.
> Jak zrobic aby zostac operatorem kanaly na mIRC`u???

na mIRC'u to bedzie jakos tak: <klik> <klik> moj_kanal <klik>

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